yes but also these


  • the ‘camp counselors at the same sleep away camp’ au
  • the ‘my new fbi partner/consultant is really hot’ au
  • the ‘we have to sing a duet together but i hate you’ au
  • the ‘i should not be this attracted to the new intern’ au
  • the ‘you accidentally shipped this weird thing to my apartment’ au
  • the ‘my new best friend’s sibling is so hot’ au
  • the ‘forced lab partners’ au
  • the ‘you just joined the -sports team here- that i’m the captain of’ au
  • the ‘we both tried to grab the last copy of that book in the shop’ au
  • the ‘we went to a con/party dressed as a couple on accident’ au
  • the ‘my roommate’s best friend is really obnoxious but also hot’ au
  • the ‘we’re the only ones in this subway car and the metro broke down’ au
  • the ‘new bartender at my favorite bar is unfairly attractive’ au

(via barbaricyip)


30 Day Dark Fandom / OTP Writing Challenge


In honor of Halloween, here’s my own dark, angsty, horrifying version of the popular 30 Day OTP Challenges / 30 Day Writing Prompts. Can be used for gen fics or shipping fics. There are 45 possible prompts, so you can pick and choose which you would like to write and which you would rather not, or cut and combine several. Note that some of the kinky prompts might be more “unusual” or “not 100% vanilla” than actually dark, depending on the writer’s interpretation.

Inspired by (x) (x) (x)

Includes some trigger-y prompts, so read more at your own discretion. Some prompts are NSFW.

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How Well Do You Know Your OCs



send me a number 1-60 and i’ll answer the questions with one of my OCs

1: What’s your OCs favorite color?
2: Where does your OC work?
3: What’s your OCs favorite food?
4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
5: How old is your OC?
6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
7: Is your OC in a relationship?
8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
11: What is your OCs spirit animal?
12: Is your OC sexually active?
13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
15: What makes your OC angry?
16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
20: What’s your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
21: Who is your OCs best friend?
22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
24: What does your OC smell like?
25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
27: What languages does your OC speak?
28: Does your OC like anime?
29: Can your OC swim?
30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
33: Are your OCs parents dead?
34: Is your OC religious?
35: How flexible is your OC?
36: What turns your OC on?
37: What was your OCs first word?
38: Does your OC have any pets?
39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
41: What is your OCs motto about life?
42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
44: What color eyes does your OC have?
45: Does your OC like reading?
46: Is your OC loyal?
47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
48: What social class is your OC from?
49: What country was your OC born in?
50: Does your OC cry easily?
51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
52: How does your OC feel about insects?
53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
54: Does your OC smoke?
55: What gender is your OC?
56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
60: Does your OC enjoy nature?

dang even if nobody sends questions, this is a good checklist for characterbuilding

tho if you do want to send questions, my fave OCs are Sean, Kay, Squib and Monya (the cutes in my background)

(via temporaldecay)




Alignment :: What would be their D&D alignment? How might it come into play?
Beverage :: What do they most like to drink, and why?
Co-Habitate :: Do they live with anyone? What’s “need to know” before moving in?
Decor :: What kind of home do they keep? Are there any defining details?
Escape :: What do they do to destress? How successful is it?
Fluff :: What hits their soft spot? Does anything them into emotional goo?
Grudge :: How bad does an insult go over? Do they hold a grudge long?
Hobby :: What’s something they do for fun that might be surprising?
Insomnia :: What’s their sleeping schedule like? Snorer? Sound sleeper?
Jaded :: Do they buy into the “happily ever after” ideal? What’s their standard?
Kin :: What’s their role among their relations? Do they consider others family?
Law :: What do they think about abiding rules? Are they selective about it?
Magic :: In a magic series or not, are they accepting, or is each instance a shock?
Network :: Are they connected to the people? How much do they reach out to others?
Offspring :: What kind of parent would they be? Would they prefer one, or multiple?
Pistol :: Is this character skilled with a weapon? What’s their opinion of violence?
Question :: How often do they feel doubt? What topics are they defensive about?
Reminder :: How are they at remembering daily needs? What falls through the cracks?
Sing :: Do they like music? Do they listen often/sing/hum/play songs in their head?
Touch :: How do they handle contact? Is their personal bubble big?
Upcoming :: How much do they think of the future? Do they make long-term plans?
Vice :: What bad habits do they have? Is there something they would be ashamed of?
Wardrobe :: What’s their fashion style? Do they have any staple pieces?
X-Ray :: How’s their health? Any problem areas? Do they take care of themselves?
Yack :: What’s their favorite thing to talk about? What do they go on about?
Zodiac :: What’s their astro sign? Does it fit? What would you pick, if it’s unknown?

(Source: pastebin.com, via temporaldecay)






site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms


i just want to bitterly comment that last night that first site failed me hard in my search for apotheosis


he also gives to the Red Cross

Fastitocalon nodded. “Splendid. Now, instead of electromagnetic radiation, sub in something called mirabilic radiation, the quantum of which is not the photon but a thing called the esson. Damn, I did say I wouldn’t get into this, didn’t I? Sorry. Never mind essons for the moment. Mirabilic radiation is what ends up getting called magic. It works on a different plane of existence than physics does, but it behaves very similarly to EM radiation.”

 “Nope, you’ve lost me,” Greta said. “Go back to ‘different plane of existence.’“

 “—I need a piece of paper and a pen.” Fastitocalon reached over for the notepad she’d used to write down their shopping list. Greta had successfully managed to ignore the fact that it had very small clip-art bats printed along the margins, but Fass raised an eyebrow.

 “Bat Conservation International is a very worthy organization,” said Ruthven, and cleared his throat. “Go on. You were saying?”

 “I’ve no doubt. —All right, young Helsing, think of reality as being made up of a series of layers stacked one on top of another.” He sketched out something that looked a bit like a slice of layer cake. “This is the prime material plane, written out as =1. The particles that make up matter—protons, neutrons, and electrons—exist on this plane. We have a great many equations explaining how they behave, some of which I recall trying to teach you. The next plane up, =1+1, is where you start to find the essons, and I’m afraid I’m going to have to talk about particles for this to make any sense.” 

*coos and rolls around in this* Everything, Everything, Just all of the everything I love it.

(Source: ceruleancynic)





So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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oh man, this is SUPER useful. anyone who writes crime or adventure fiction, you need to bookmark this site!



one of my favorite things about the rivals-to-lovers trope is when one of them, at the beginning of their relationship, grumbles about how much they hate the other person’s awful face and i sort of cackle to myself like, oh man. you’re going to have it so bad. it’s going to be so great. you are going to love the CRAP out of that awful face. you’ll be composing delicious, pining, sappy sonnets about it. i love it. 

(via devilishkurumi)





The kind of thing I start singing to myself when making the mistake of visiting things like Unpopular HS Opinions. 

today i have sads about singing and the way my voice has deteriorated due to four and a half months of having a hole in my throat + disuse + meds + bad lungs, so here’s the sole evidence that i sing at all that exists on this blog.

i call it “O Come All Ye Dipshits”

(49 plays)

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